What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a Russian flea?