What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do you make a cow float?