What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?