Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?