What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the most masculine animal?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?