What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?