What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What sport can waiters play really well?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?