Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?