We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?