Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do cows wear bells?