Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What animal has the most fun?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?