What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?