What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?