Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?