Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?