What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Surprise!!!!
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?