Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What insect runs away from everything?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?