What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the horse so happy?