Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
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Which animals make the most honest judges?