Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did March say to the madness?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What birds make average students?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?