What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?