Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?