Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do stars celebrate in December?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?