What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?