What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?