What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?