What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What words make the best athletes?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the pirate late for work?