What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do cats love to work?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?