Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?