What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What bird is always sad?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?