Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How does a witch play loud music?