Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?