What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What fish sings the best?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?