Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do fleas travel?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?