Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?