What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do scientists freshen their breath?