Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?