Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?