What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Yorkshire.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?