Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?