What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?