What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How did the toad die?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?