What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is the best book to read in autumn?