What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.