Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?