What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
How do you get straight A's?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is winter considered holy?