Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?