How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What day is your mom always right?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?