What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?