Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?