What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?