What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you make antifreeze?