What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why can you never find the number nine?